The man face trapped in a testicle!

“You’ve got a dude’s face on your ball bag” is a line most men want to hear at any hour of the day, but it’s not something 45-year-old Canadian man wanted to hear when he was getting a testicular ultrasound at Queen’s University in Kingston, Ontario. Dude went to the hospital because a pain in his crotch raisin bags would not go away. It probably hurt because there was a man in his nut who was suffocating and starving, and the only thing in there to eat was loads and loads of man chowder. And with that, the man with the face testicles one upped Toast Jesus and Virgin Mary Cheese by giving the urologists Nutsack Man in an ultrasound, which they wrote about in an esteemed medical journal reported titled: The Face of Testicular Pain: A Surprise Ultrasound Finding. The doctors explained it like this: “A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps ‘Min,’ the Egyptian god of male virility); however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation.”
Sadly, Nutsack Man had to be decapitated, but the tumor in there was benign. It’s Movember chaps, Movember (the month formerly known as November) is a moustache growing charity event held during November each year that raises funds and awareness for men’s health. Please visit this site and help support a wonderful cause.
