MISS JESSE BELLE: Archive

The man face trapped in a testicle!

“You’ve got a dude’s face on your ball bag” is a line most men want to hear at any hour of the day, but it’s not something 45-year-old Canadian man wanted to hear when he was getting a testicular ultrasound at Queen’s University in Kingston, Ontario. Dude went to the hospital because a pain in his crotch raisin bags would not go away. It probably hurt...

Nov 4th

Anonymous asked: In fact, I am in love. But merely with the image I have of you. I hope it's true. I'd do anything to be with that woman.

Nov 3rd

Nov 2nd

Tiger Woods Wiener

Tiger Woods is usually the dude who does the wiener throwing, but at yesterday’s Frys.com Open he got a taste of his own wiener medicine when a crazy broke out onto the green to throw a hot dog at him. Tiger was just about to put his ball into a hole when the 31-year-old hot dog launcher ran toward him and wasted a perfectly good sausage by missing him by 20 feet. Just like what most...

Oct 13th

Oct 7th

Anonymous asked: Why aren't you asleep ?

Oct 6th

Anonymous asked: Miss Jesse Belle. Do you ever have feelings you can't describe in words? I do, and I don't know what to do with them. PS. It was me who asked about the nipples. That however, was just curiosity.

Oct 6th

missjessebelle asked: I killed a hipster and now he's where he always wanted to be. Underground

Oct 6th

Anonymous asked: why do girls wear make up and perfume?

Oct 6th

Anonymous asked: what does a duck smoke after sex?

Oct 6th

Anonymous asked: Why do man have nipples?

Oct 6th

Anonymous asked: Do you like hammocks?

Oct 6th

Anonymous asked: Are you a person who tolerates others or loves everyone?

Oct 6th

Anonymous asked: Why did the woman with PMT cross the road?

Oct 6th

Anonymous asked: can dogs look up?

Oct 6th

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Oct 5th

Anonymous asked: you are better looking than this pointy boob lass. I know because I know who you are. duh duh DUH.

Oct 4th

Oct 3rd

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Oct 2nd

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Anonymous asked: Oooh, a double hit as a contributor on the anonymous posting front! I am honoured. Yes, we have met, and yes, you told me the polystyrene car story which to this day I think is one of the best anecdotes I've heard. This is a little like valentines, only a little more stalky in ways. Stay being lovely Jess x

Sep 21st

And so it goes

Ok, I’m not really too sure about what the hell I’m doing here or what will happen once I’ve completed it, but this here resonated with me and I wanted to share it with someone. I’m sure you’ve fitted in here somewhere. I know I have. Me x

Sep 20th

Anonymous asked: How many people ask you questions or tell you things under the cloak of anonymity? What's the most outrageous thing you've received and the sweetest? Do you know who I am? p.s. you need not answer all of these, if of course you choose to address any. Me x

Sep 20th

Sep 17th

Sep 13th

theherocycle: maxjackfield replied to your post: Made a flatmate drink until they cried Hahaha fantastic! Apparently, it was with happiness over something but she was so drunk she couldn’t stop. Good night.

Sep 13th

Anonymous asked: Dear Miss Jesse Belle. You make me proud to be a fabulously fucked up female of this world who wants to call out the wrongs in this world yet at the same time shout from the rooftops absolutely nothing at all. Congratulations on having a desirable, outrageous and sexual voice. Please Post more so I can dip my fingers in and lick the content deliciously off. Peace and Love. L xxx

Sep 3rd

Aug 18th

Anonymous asked: is jesse belle well

Aug 5th

Jul 20th

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I present you FOOTBOOB!

A 22-year-old woman has made history while making the wet dreams of thousands of foot fetishists (I’m looking at you, Quentin Tarantino) come true when doctors confirmed that she’s got a third nipple on the bottom of her foot. When I blow out my birfday candles every year, I always wish that I’ll wake up with a nipple on each ass cheek, but I’ll settle for a foot...

Jul 20th

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Jul 19th

The next Kate Moss?

Roland Bunce, looks like he should have five giant fingers next to his head, has unsurprisingly won Next’s “Make Me A Model” contest by a serious landslide!!!! Thanks to the Internet banding together, Roland B took first place with 66,000 votes and left all of the runners-up in a cloud of his ass dust. But sadly, the people’s supermodel does not want a life of getting...

Jul 7th