MISS JESSE BELLE

A woman of no importance drama_queen[1]

Anonymous asked: Why do man have nipples?

They are Braille for “suck here”.  Not the hairy ones mind - Should’ve gone to Pec Shavers 

Anonymous asked: Do you like hammocks?

Sex in a hammocks yes.
It rocks.

Anonymous asked: Are you a person who tolerates others or loves everyone?

This whole love thing…. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and staring in at Christmas dinner… But then I console myself with the idea that the ham was probably undercooked and everyone got food poisoning. 

Anonymous asked: Why did the woman with PMT cross the road?

JUST F*CKING BECAUSE, ALRIGHT!!???

Anonymous asked: can dogs look up?

Yes their eyes look up at you when they’re humping your leg.  Unless you are really ugly they close them. 

Do you think dogs try to spice up their sex lives by doing it “people style”? Did they ever find out who really let the dogs out? 

He approached the idea of competitive water sports with great relish, but conditions were chili and he just couldn’t cut the mustard when he was unable to ketchup with his fellow contestants

He approached the idea of competitive water sports with great relish, but conditions were chili and he just couldn’t cut the mustard when he was unable to ketchup with his fellow contestants

Anonymous asked: you are better looking than this pointy boob lass. I know because I know who you are. duh duh DUH.

Overly dramatic squirrel 

Overly dramatic squirrel 

His penis is so big, if you laid it out on a keyboard it would go from ‘A’ to ‘Z’

His penis is so big, if you laid it out on a keyboard it would go from ‘A’ to ‘Z’