Anonymous asked: Why do man have nipples?
Sex in a hammocks yes.
JUST F*CKING BECAUSE, ALRIGHT!!???
He approached the idea of competitive water sports with great relish, but conditions were chili and he just couldn’t cut the mustard when he was unable to ketchup with his fellow contestants
Overly dramatic squirrel
His penis is so big, if you laid it out on a keyboard it would go from ‘A’ to ‘Z’